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Drive Buy

Being driven to a store and running inside to get something quickly while the person driving waits outside and keeps the car running.
"We don't have time to get drinks! We're going to be late"
"We can just do a drive buy. Give me your card"
by MisterApplesauce November 10, 2017
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drive by

a girl who has sex a lot
by yo869 November 13, 2017
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Porn drive

Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)
Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.
by AYG delimited November 15, 2017
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Drive-By

When you make-out with a guy, clothed. Then as he starts to get hard, casually check and see if his package is to your liking over clothing. If so, carry on. If not, call it a day.
We were making-out on his sofa and I did a drive-by to find out he was hiding an anaconda in those pantaloons!!
by DesireeFufa November 27, 2017
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French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
by Kurts December 5, 2017
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Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018
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flash driving

driving while completely naked
i got drunk last night and started flash driving
by flasher18 May 8, 2018
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