dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.

by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

dan

Cool person

good music taste, will box people like Tyson Fury and acts lke a dan

by outrageouslilian November 10, 2020

Dan roach

Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.

Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf

by Big Tube January 6, 2023

Dan

Another word for a simp. A dan will try way too hard with a girl and will ALWAYS put a them in front of the boys. When confronted he will deny it but it is common knowledge that the word simp and dan are synonymous.

"That kid jack over there is trying way too hard right now"

"That kids always been such a Dan"

by heebie201 November 15, 2020

Dan william

Dan William is a really hot dude that could Get with anyone

“See that guy over there?” “Oh Yeah hes a total dan william!”

by Exemoblueberry November 21, 2021

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Dan Quayle

A former Vice President who avoided the Vietnam War draft by joining the Indiana National Guard. He embarrassed George Bush by his unbelievably idiotic remarks. One such case was that he panned the popular TV show 'Murphy Brown' because the FICTIONAL main title character (portrayed by Candace Bergen) had an adulterous affair. It was 'against Family Values' in his book. He was too stupid to realize that it was just a comedic (with a little drama) FICTIONAL TV show, not 'encouraging' anything. A stuck-up spoiled immature dum-dum boy. A moron.

After George Bush lost his reelection bid to Bill Clinton in 1992, he stated that he was going to retire to be a full time grandpa, and write his memoirs. They came out nearly 9 years later. He's had a colorful illustrious life and many changes occurred during his 8 years as Reagan's Vice President and 4 as President. As for having Dan Quayle as his Vice President; all he wrote was, 'My God! What was I thinking?!!'.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2024