A 1 since day 1 

Always been real, since the beginning.

I don't have to front or fake, because I've been A 1 since day 1.

A 1 since day 1 by TPAPA January 20, 2015

highlight of my day 

The best part of your day. Something that you really enjoyed.

Going out to lunch with my friends was the highlight of my day.

highlight of my day by eggiest September 6, 2016

worst day ever syndrome

Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.

"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999

People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.

worst day ever syndrome by Alfred F. May 6, 2008

Narwhal Appreciation Day 

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.

Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"

Narwhal Appreciation Day by HollyHeywood November 2, 2011

5 March(Girls National Day)

If you are a girl then it’s your fucking day and you are just so incredible,beautiful and amazing💗Everyone loves you

Are you going to celebrate 5 March(Girls National Day)?

5 March(Girls National Day) by clara🥵🥺🤡🤠 October 17, 2019

valentines day 

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

valentines day by Martar October 7, 2008

Bellini Day 

A holiday in celebration of the prophet Bellini. Many years ago, before the Big Traffic Jam, a man named Bellini went to the store to buy a jar of buttermilk. Pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, Bellini was struck by a rock and died. On the site of his death, a buttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.

This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever!!!

Bellini Day by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003