by LittleBluRidingHood April 27, 2024
An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 21, 2019
Come on the boys! Is a phrase made by “Ben Foster” the Watford goalkeeper. He does YouTube and his name is Cycling GK (This is by him cycling a lot)
by Benny Boy’s grandson January 04, 2022
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Man 1 : Hey Jim! The demons are coming
Jim: T̵̢̡̢̧͇͍̘̠̠̩͍̦͕̯͙̲͉̱͎̖̹̯̜̙̙͙̤̪̜͔͖̘͇͉͈̖̫̬͕͈͇̈͌̍̓̂̉͒̊͆̃̀̈́̎͆͂͋̔̈́̒̑̄̉̃͗̾̔̔̈́͌́͘͘̚͜h ̛͔̙̣̎͋́̃̈́̂́̅̓̄̅͊͊͗̏̀̈̃̇́e̴̢̨̢͓͇̠̙̙̬̮̙͔͇͚̺̜̪̲̗̖͓̰͎͍͈̖̜̩̠̝̤̪͑́̈̏̀̈̆͊̅͊́̌͐͌́̋͊̅̾͛͑̅̈́̂̃͛͑̑̓̔̀͋́̌̆̀̚͘̚͝͝͠͠͠͝ ͎̩͉͇͓̳͔̳̠̮̼͙̩̮̹̑̔̀̍ ̶̡̨̧̧̹͎̠̜̮̯̗̘̭̻̣̩̦̫̖̖̟̝̥̮̤̺̽͒͐́̀̈̃́̒̔͋̑̓̕͜͝͠ͅͅa ̢̧̧̣͕̪̤̪̗̖̻͕̲͍̫͚̬͙̲̺͇̬̜̣̱̣̰̘̩̦̬̝̪͉͓͉͖̀̄͊̑̆͐̎̈́̅͊̍̾̇̉͛̒ͅͅr ͙̟͕̺̮̫͈͇̣̰͉̍̔̀͌̀͗̈́́͋̒̾̒́͛̀̎̅̆̊̆̓̿͂͐̔̈́̾̈́̄̄͐̈́͌̂̓̅͂̓̒̆̀̾̊͂̍̍͘͠e ̡̧̡̧̢̧̧̲͖̳͖͎͉̱͙̣͉͉͍͓̤̻͇̘̬̞̭̩̮̦̮̤̗̣̤͉̬̼̙̫̯̔̑̈́͌͆̈́͜͜͜ͅ ̵̡̢̧̡̧̨̗̪̜͔̙͖̫͈͔͍̫̘̫͇̭̥̱͚̦̝͚͔̠̣̼̬̗͖̤̖͓̯͓̫͊̔͑́͋̓̐͗̅̀̐̈̈́̃̚̕͠͠ͅͅc ̧̢̪̱̖͎̝͍̤̜͍͚̪͔̼̯̯̞͇̖̥̺̱̗̥͚̯͓̓̀̾̿͂͗͋̐̈́̓̏̄̿͛̿̂̆̐̒̾͆̑̐̋̃̍̈́̏͒̈́͒̀̓͋́̂̀̕̕͘͠͝͝͝ͅơ̵̡̛̛͈̦̲̰̠͈̫͍̪̻͇̻̼̙̣̤͖̼̬̮̮̩͍̠̤̖̪̩̪̤̋̂̈̾̏̉̂̓̓̌͊̽͛̄̈́̌̓̀̈̑̔̒͛͊̿̇̇͂̑̈̾͛́͌̊̎̏̈́̀̓͂̒̈́̕̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅm̴̡̛̪̝̺̥̬͍̠̟̙͉̯͉̻̘͖̗̞̩̩̥̳̻̝̝͙̙͔͎̻͚͕̮̈́̀̇͌̀͛̐̈́͌̑̅̋̈́̏̅̌͑͋̂͒̃͂̔͘͘͜ͅî̵̧̨̨̨̡̛̛̛̛̖̗̠͈͔̤̘̹̩̱̭̤̣̠̯̻̲̝̪̪͖̠̫̳̭̞̮̞̹͕̼̙͎̤̗̝̲̳̳̗̯͉̱̍͒̈̌̊̉̓̉́́̀͒͛̑̓́̊̊͌̋̈́̅̐̀̑͊̀͋͌̚͘͜͜͠n̵̡̝͉͔̔͊̀̓̈́̒͂͊̉̊̀͋͠g̵̨͎̖̰̳̞̰̰͖̰̯͉̪͓̩̖̜͈͈͎̳͎̱͕̖̮̲̦̙͓̩͖̪̭̟̰̬͍͕̮̟̓̔̋̒̐̆̔̊͋̂̈͆̑͒̓̃̀̊̌̇͗̂̄̈́̑͛̎̀̾͂̓͑̔̑͆̽͂͘͠͝͝ͅ
Jim: T̵̢̡̢̧͇͍̘̠̠̩͍̦͕̯͙̲͉̱͎̖̹̯̜̙̙͙̤̪̜͔͖̘͇͉͈̖̫̬͕͈͇̈͌̍̓̂̉͒̊͆̃̀̈́̎͆͂͋̔̈́̒̑̄̉̃͗̾̔̔̈́͌́͘͘̚͜h ̛͔̙̣̎͋́̃̈́̂́̅̓̄̅͊͊͗̏̀̈̃̇́e̴̢̨̢͓͇̠̙̙̬̮̙͔͇͚̺̜̪̲̗̖͓̰͎͍͈̖̜̩̠̝̤̪͑́̈̏̀̈̆͊̅͊́̌͐͌́̋͊̅̾͛͑̅̈́̂̃͛͑̑̓̔̀͋́̌̆̀̚͘̚͝͝͠͠͠͝ ͎̩͉͇͓̳͔̳̠̮̼͙̩̮̹̑̔̀̍ ̶̡̨̧̧̹͎̠̜̮̯̗̘̭̻̣̩̦̫̖̖̟̝̥̮̤̺̽͒͐́̀̈̃́̒̔͋̑̓̕͜͝͠ͅͅa ̢̧̧̣͕̪̤̪̗̖̻͕̲͍̫͚̬͙̲̺͇̬̜̣̱̣̰̘̩̦̬̝̪͉͓͉͖̀̄͊̑̆͐̎̈́̅͊̍̾̇̉͛̒ͅͅr ͙̟͕̺̮̫͈͇̣̰͉̍̔̀͌̀͗̈́́͋̒̾̒́͛̀̎̅̆̊̆̓̿͂͐̔̈́̾̈́̄̄͐̈́͌̂̓̅͂̓̒̆̀̾̊͂̍̍͘͠e ̡̧̡̧̢̧̧̲͖̳͖͎͉̱͙̣͉͉͍͓̤̻͇̘̬̞̭̩̮̦̮̤̗̣̤͉̬̼̙̫̯̔̑̈́͌͆̈́͜͜͜ͅ ̵̡̢̧̡̧̨̗̪̜͔̙͖̫͈͔͍̫̘̫͇̭̥̱͚̦̝͚͔̠̣̼̬̗͖̤̖͓̯͓̫͊̔͑́͋̓̐͗̅̀̐̈̈́̃̚̕͠͠ͅͅc ̧̢̪̱̖͎̝͍̤̜͍͚̪͔̼̯̯̞͇̖̥̺̱̗̥͚̯͓̓̀̾̿͂͗͋̐̈́̓̏̄̿͛̿̂̆̐̒̾͆̑̐̋̃̍̈́̏͒̈́͒̀̓͋́̂̀̕̕͘͠͝͝͝ͅơ̵̡̛̛͈̦̲̰̠͈̫͍̪̻͇̻̼̙̣̤͖̼̬̮̮̩͍̠̤̖̪̩̪̤̋̂̈̾̏̉̂̓̓̌͊̽͛̄̈́̌̓̀̈̑̔̒͛͊̿̇̇͂̑̈̾͛́͌̊̎̏̈́̀̓͂̒̈́̕̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅm̴̡̛̪̝̺̥̬͍̠̟̙͉̯͉̻̘͖̗̞̩̩̥̳̻̝̝͙̙͔͎̻͚͕̮̈́̀̇͌̀͛̐̈́͌̑̅̋̈́̏̅̌͑͋̂͒̃͂̔͘͘͜ͅî̵̧̨̨̨̡̛̛̛̛̖̗̠͈͔̤̘̹̩̱̭̤̣̠̯̻̲̝̪̪͖̠̫̳̭̞̮̞̹͕̼̙͎̤̗̝̲̳̳̗̯͉̱̍͒̈̌̊̉̓̉́́̀͒͛̑̓́̊̊͌̋̈́̅̐̀̑͊̀͋͌̚͘͜͜͠n̵̡̝͉͔̔͊̀̓̈́̒͂͊̉̊̀͋͠g̵̨͎̖̰̳̞̰̰͖̰̯͉̪͓̩̖̜͈͈͎̳͎̱͕̖̮̲̦̙͓̩͖̪̭̟̰̬͍͕̮̟̓̔̋̒̐̆̔̊͋̂̈͆̑͒̓̃̀̊̌̇͗̂̄̈́̑͛̎̀̾͂̓͑̔̑͆̽͂͘͠͝͝ͅ
by Easd January 19, 2023
In Australian and New Zealand slang, to fail miserably at a (often malevolent) enterprise, to make a big mistake, to fall flat on one's face or belly flop.
by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025
Similar to the Mexican lawn mower. The act of using anal beads and letting them marinate (particularly a Latino). Then someone holds on to the end of the anal beads and the person with them in runs away as the person holding the end yells “ICE IS COMING”.
by 1pickle1 June 14, 2025
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025