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Rival Coffee

The best coffee shop around. Nothing but good times and good vibes. You can’t be in a bad mood after having some rival coffee.
by Tsweeezy November 23, 2021
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St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

To offer you organic fairtrade fresh air-roasted coffee
that makes you feel as good as it tastes.
Our business is anchored by our commitment
to nature, to coffee farmers and to you.
And, St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters’ coffee is available at all these events.
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

A single origin shade-grown coffee from Colombia. Please thank these farmers.
Get St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters Sumatra Coffee Beans delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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Hot coffee stick

When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
by Terror 007 June 18, 2023
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critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 9, 2023
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critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.
"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
by bustrud March 9, 2023
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Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.
"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."
by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023
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