Person 1: Man, why did we have to live in Canada, it went from windier than Detroit to 70 degrees in an hour
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!
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Get the Demoted to Canada mug.1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.
2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.
3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.
2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.
3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.
by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010
Get the Cpl Canada mug.The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
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Get the Canada's history mug.When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.
The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
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