culvert buddies

Like a tunnel buddy, a culvert buddy is someone who has sex with the same young girl.

"I can't believe Trump and Obama raped the same 9 year old girl. After all the argued about who would have thought they would end up culvert buddies."

"Eh, I'm not surprised raping children and war are the two things they agree on."

by BidenHelpsObamaRapeChildren September 1, 2021

backroad buddy

a backroad buddy is a guy/girl that you take trips on the back roads with. Sometimes, there are picnics involved, and sometimes cake. Most of the time, they get lost and start arguing about directions, but failing to get home unless they call for emergency services.

"Would you like to be my backroad buddy this summer?"
"Sure, sounds awesome!"

by G_dragon_goodone April 8, 2009

buddy ball

A way of calling someone, your sex partner that is a man

He is my buddy ball.

by Ya Boi Larry king June 11, 2017

F1 Buddy

The annoying little paper-clip that pops up while using a Microsoft Office program. It can also be summoned manually using the F1 key.

1: "I just turned my F1 buddy into a kitty."

by vanilla wafers troll May 31, 2011

butt buddy

A padded pair of drawers/skiveys worn by insecure men with flat ass syndrome.

We all knew that Kenny was wearing a butt buddy. What's he gonna do if he picks up a number?

by MODNAR April 12, 2004

drive call buddy

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call buddy” to pass the time of this long routine and boring drive. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss, your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never materialize because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient may sometimes result in talking to someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with “that” person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Example #1
Simi (Caller): Hey buddy,
Dukes: ur on ur way home from work?
Simi (Caller): how’d u know?
Dukes: I'm your drive call buddy.

Simi (Caller): sweet
Simi (Caller): click
Dukes: Huh???, I guess he just got home

Example # 2

Simi (Caller): Hey Yossi, sup?
Yossi: not much,
Simi (Caller): sup?
Yossi: nm, u bored or something?
Simi (Caller): yeah, on my way to work, just placing a drive call. U know.

Yossi: o, got it.

by simsterbimster April 27, 2015

Rob ole Buddy

The act of swallowing a steamy wad of man gravy, freshly farmed from the meatus of your intellectual superior in the hopes that his semen will somehow impregnate your brain with some tiny resemblance of intelligence but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is a poostache full of spunk and not one ounce of dignity.

Junior: "Hey, Rob ole Buddy! How do you spell laid the fuck off?"

Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"

by TheThunderFromDownUnder May 27, 2016