Ryan Block

Lazy slob. Good for nothing fatass.

*guy rolling on floor jumping up and down* "ahaha lol dude hes doin a ryan block!"

by Joshhay October 28, 2010

Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.

Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “

by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 4, 2010

cock block

Someone who will not allow to get some, whether deliberately or not.

Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room!

by git'erdone March 8, 2009

Crop Block

To get cropped out of a picture with you and a really hot girl(s).

Every picture of you on Facebook or MySpace was Crop Blocked, jerk.

by Vike188 December 11, 2009

prock block

a cock block by proxy.

to cock block on behalf of a friend to maintain his anonymity.

"dude, some guy is hitting on that girl i like! i need you to prock block for me."

by newsgroup April 29, 2007

separation block

A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"

Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!

by Zesty Taco April 18, 2018

wiki-blocked

being blocked by wikipedia for "vandalizing" a page.

some of the members of the patd el-jay comm have been wiki-blocked for their multiple edits to panic!-related and non-panic!-related pages.

by theAmandawhosoldtheworld December 9, 2008