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Bill Hader

A very talented impressionist and underrated film and television actor. Has appeared in almost every popular comedy movie of the last five years. Currently performs on Saturday Night Live. In addition to being a funny man, he is also a genuinely sweet and good-natured person.

Impressions and characters from SNL and required viewing include: Al Pacino, Alan Alda, Julian Assange, James Mason, Seth Rogen, Vinny Vedici, Nitro from Laser Cats, Crazy Carl from The Meeting, and Stefon from Weekend Update.

Films include Superbad, Adventureland, Tropic Thunder, Night at the Museum 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Hot Rod, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, Pineapple Express and Paul.
Girl: Hey man, I've noticed there's this one guy who pops up in all my favourite comedies of recent years.

Boy: Sounds like Bill Hader. Was he in a minor role but still managed to be incredibly funny?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: Check him out on SNL, he's got a great Pacino impression.
by Maebe3 March 13, 2011
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Buffalo Bill Jr

An internet troll who constantly has avatars of the feminine persuasion or pretends to be a woman online just to use their victims for trolling purposes, also most likely serves as a body jumping parasite like the Jason parasite in Jason Goes To Hell. No one even knows what species or gender the troll in general really is, but sometimes points to being masculine. Also known for having disturbing rape fantasies.
Buffalo Bill Jr over there just attacked my friend.
by MM132 July 17, 2016
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Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019
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Redneck Bill Clinton

The act of spitting chewing tobacco into a person's anus and then fucking them with it. In honor of slick willy sticking fancy cigars in women's cooters
Hey girl are you down to a redneck bill Clinton?
by Imnotincontrolofthis April 22, 2020
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schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school
(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.
by notyaD May 20, 2014
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Star billing bastard

An arrogant but yet an egocentric celebrity, TV character, or actor that gets far too much of attention and screen time on television, movies, and online shows far too often, without even showing signs of thinking about the other folks or even their own family and friends, but only to think of fame, money, screen hogging, and their own fans like the bastards that they are.
"Listen up you money greedy fame hogging cheapskate! We are blaming you for hogging almost every TV show and movie we all know in love no matter how much all the attention comes to you for all you get, this is what makes you act like a star billing bastard this whole entire time, you are the overuse of filmography and television you stupid money greedy, uneducated, cheapskate of a star billing bastard that you already fucking are!"
by MattGuy November 18, 2018
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