The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.
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by Googer Kid February 01, 2021
A duo of two amazing brothers, who have fought through thick and thin with one another; always having each others backs, and are an fierce force to be reckoned with. These two guys are some badass motherfuckers, and shouldnt be tested. With their strong German complexions, their handsomeness is so powerful, that even the sun can't handle their handsomeness and has to retreat to the opposite of the earth every single night. If one of them is harmed or affected by someone, you best believe the other brother will retaliate with the force and strength of 1,000 men. If you see The Bell Brothers in public, be warned that these two men are very articulate, and can outwit you in the blink of an eye.
Guy 1: "Oh shit, its the Bell Bois! We need the get the fuck out of here!"
Guy 2: " You can hear their German rap in the distance! The Bell Brothers mean business! Run motherfucker RUN!"
Guy 2: " You can hear their German rap in the distance! The Bell Brothers mean business! Run motherfucker RUN!"
by PElemental_Brown Joy March 22, 2019