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baseball 

A very queer sport where people use a plank to hit a ball and run around in circles over and over again. played by school girls in the UK. Ahahahaha.

Baseball is queer. Come out of the closet, Gay Rod.
wow look at me! I hit a ball with a plank and ran around a sideways square a million times! I've really accomplished something! /sarcasm

baseball sucks.
baseball by Fuck­ November 2, 2006
Related Words
B - itches

A - nd

S - ex

E - very

D - ay
#based god
lil b is the #BasedGod!!
Based by topchef June 30, 2011
The little bit between your balls and your arse
i have thee most sweatest barse today
barse by fennell September 26, 2002

1234th base 

To have sex while counting like The Count from sesame street.
Guy: One... ah ah ah. Two... ah ah ah. Three... ah ah ah...
Girl: What the hell are you doing? 1234th base?
Guy: Four... ah ah ah.
1234th base by qwertries September 1, 2010

Based Goddess 

Based Goddess is a term for the great Shannon. The end.
Girl: "My boyfriend keeps looking at her"
Boy: "Well DUH shes based goddess"
Based Goddess by SarahBear. January 17, 2012

baseball bat 

a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.
pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!
baseball bat by teh leet pwnzor October 12, 2008