Anal Labia

When hemorrhoids protrude so far out of an anus, that they look like labia

That stripper was so nasty, that when she bent over, her anal labia hung out of her thong!

by Bighart August 28, 2015

anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.

My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Anal Opera

When a person (1) bends down or lies in the doggy-style position to receive the vocal vibrations by having person (2) insert their lips into their anal cavity, singing a song into person (1)'s asshole.

Person 1: So how was your guys' first date last night? Anything fun happen?
Person 2: Yeah, it was fun. He bent me over and gave me Anal Opera. Oh mama mia mama mia!

by NickrophiIia February 16, 2019

Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021

Anal Anxiety

The fear of having anything put up your butt!

Note to my proctologist. I am sorry Doctor I can not have that test done due to my suffering from anal anxiety.

by PJ Cheves December 22, 2016

anal honey

The aftermath of anal sex. A combination of semen and fecal matter, anal honey, pushed out of the anus.

Bro, last night I totally smothered the new girls biscuits in anal honey!

by WildCamper May 15, 2018

anal sundae

When a person fills their partners rectum with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and semen for a "nut" topping. Can be pooped back out and eaten. Other syrup flavors can be substituted.

Dinner was great. How about we go to the bedroom and have ourselves an anal sundae.

by KittyPeWpEwQQ December 9, 2015