alex fitch

Alex fitch is a kind and kinda good looking person yet he can be kinda stupid and Alex fitch is always ready to let other people into his heart. An Alex fitch has a huge cock and will always treat you the right way

Hey did you see that Alex fitch yea he did me the “right”way last night

by That one52 October 13, 2017

Alex Johnson

The size of a planet

That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing

by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020

Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!

"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"

by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Alex shainberg

-Potential communist

-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish

-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire

-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans

-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose

Alex shainberg : Beans

Also
Alex sheinberg: Nigg.....

by Slavicmemelord2147 February 8, 2019

Floppy Alex

Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy

Alex: getting penetrated

Alex: back breaks
Alex: becomes Floppy Alex

by [e-mail] April 27, 2017

Alex’s dad

Dead

Person one: did you hear about Alex’s dad?
Person two: no?
Person one: he’s dead

by Yeah brudda July 26, 2020