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AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.

AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.

AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
mugGet the AIDSmug.

aids

aids the thing you get when you fuck a hooker for 2 dollars and forgot to put a condom on
Guy1:ah shit i was fucking a hooker and i got aids
Guy2: well your life is fucked
by aidmaster69 December 9, 2019
mugGet the aidsmug.

Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS
"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"
by connorsimpson May 24, 2017
mugGet the Dirt AIDSmug.

ah man thats aids

when someone sticks their thump in your ear
Friend: irritates you
you: ah man thats aids
by 7uuu7 November 15, 2019
mugGet the ah man thats aidsmug.

kool aid

literal flavourful non-harmful drugs. You take one whiff of that shit and then boom. You feel high as fuck but you aren't. Grape kool aid is the best.
1- hey, did you try that kool aid?
2-yeah, i did. It felt like I was high.
1- i know, right man?
by fuckingdrugdealer June 15, 2022
mugGet the kool aidmug.

umbrella rainbow AIDS yugimon

chicken-breast brained contemporary camera internet losers
stop touching me you umbrella rainbow AIDS yugimon
by YeahItsStolen May 20, 2025
mugGet the umbrella rainbow AIDS yugimonmug.

Band Aid

Danganronpa ship between Ibuki ( band) and mikan ( Aid )

I now have a sudden urge to create a band with mikan and ibuki in it and call it Bandaid
by MikanTsumikiCosplayer October 10, 2021
mugGet the Band Aidmug.

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