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ALS

"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.
"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"

"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."

"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019
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Al Ewing

An immortal amongst weak puny humans. A true genius whose talent should be more wide acknowledged by both art, graphic art, and movie communities just to name a few. The man places bomb, shocking word uses, horrible twists and mind-bending ideas, concepts in every dialogue panel possible. Yea, you can read, you can follow his steps, but he can punch and grind your brain into a billion pieces by just sitting in a chair and write the scripts. And you be will always be amazed by what comes next although it was very clear hinted in the stories.

Everytime you hold a chapter in your hand, you might think that's the best chapter, and the quality just keep staying in the highest bar, his characters may be below all, but his values and dedication is above all.
Example of use:
Al Ewing
Joe Bennett
Ruy Jose
Paul Mounts

holy crap I just shit my pants reading the lines
by Tomas Buleberto April 10, 2021
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ales

Ales is a drug addict with a 16 inches of dick. He is an expert eating pussy and that’s why he is called by every one as poseidón, cuz he makes squirt oceans.
look! that’s ales’ dick!
I saw ales dick from the plane
by smartdiiick November 22, 2021
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Pale Ale

Pale Ale is an alternate term or nickname for someone that has a light skin complexion. Examples include the typical white person, light complected Asians, and white passing darkies.
I’ve totally seen plenty of pale ales that look just like that, Dude!

Oh Jessica! Yeah she’s a cute pale ale and I’d totally tap that ass!
by The ToolShed March 9, 2024
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Tindahan ni Aling Nena

People from Tindahan ni Aling Nena are all nice!
by not-sui September 27, 2021
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Big al

Yo big al looks like he has onion rings on his head. The stupid sum bitch.
by Doo doo doo re October 25, 2019
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al-zahir

Very annoying very inconsiderate thinks he’s the best all thetime
Very spoilt and very chubby
Look over there that’s Al-Zahir
by Super hunky sexy daddy April 21, 2018
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