When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.
"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."
by Tango Taco September 8, 2023
Get the Chinese Finger Trapmug. A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.
by dildo penis April 1, 2022
Get the Chinese Hagglermug. by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018
Get the Chinese fire breathermug. When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.
"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."
by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013
Get the Chinese bathingmug. A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015
Get the Chinese Ninja Starmug. Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.
by Getbent1 December 26, 2011
Get the Chinese Dieticianmug. by daddy papi oooh yaya March 4, 2021
Get the chinese rapistmug.