culvert buddies

Like a tunnel buddy, a culvert buddy is someone who has sex with the same young girl.

"I can't believe Trump and Obama raped the same 9 year old girl. After all the argued about who would have thought they would end up culvert buddies."

"Eh, I'm not surprised raping children and war are the two things they agree on."

by BidenHelpsObamaRapeChildren September 1, 2021

Nutty Buddy

When you wipe from the back to the front and then you do a handstand and get a blowjob.

Last night I took a shit and then got a nutty buddy.

by Boner101327 April 19, 2023

convience buddy

someone who is your last resort to hang out with, and only because no one else could come or answer.

Mark: "Why were you hanging out with Scott the other day"
Tom: "Well you know, hes my convience buddy, so we hung out cause u werent around"
Mark: "Oh yeah."
Tom: "He annoyed the fuck out of me though, he'll never stop talking."

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

acting buddies

Actors and actresses that give cameos/roles to their friend actor even if they are paid well.

The Frat Pack: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, and Steve Carrell are acting buddies because they are often seen in each others movies---except for Owen they all appeared in Anchorman

by theoriginalallison December 17, 2008

butt buddy

A padded pair of drawers/skiveys worn by insecure men with flat ass syndrome.

We all knew that Kenny was wearing a butt buddy. What's he gonna do if he picks up a number?

by MODNAR April 12, 2004

drive call buddy

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call buddy” to pass the time of this long routine and boring drive. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss, your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never materialize because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient may sometimes result in talking to someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with “that” person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Example #1
Simi (Caller): Hey buddy,
Dukes: ur on ur way home from work?
Simi (Caller): how’d u know?
Dukes: I'm your drive call buddy.

Simi (Caller): sweet
Simi (Caller): click
Dukes: Huh???, I guess he just got home

Example # 2

Simi (Caller): Hey Yossi, sup?
Yossi: not much,
Simi (Caller): sup?
Yossi: nm, u bored or something?
Simi (Caller): yeah, on my way to work, just placing a drive call. U know.

Yossi: o, got it.

by simsterbimster April 27, 2015

Rob ole Buddy

The act of swallowing a steamy wad of man gravy, freshly farmed from the meatus of your intellectual superior in the hopes that his semen will somehow impregnate your brain with some tiny resemblance of intelligence but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is a poostache full of spunk and not one ounce of dignity.

Junior: "Hey, Rob ole Buddy! How do you spell laid the fuck off?"

Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"

by TheThunderFromDownUnder May 27, 2016