A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.
by 123456789butt December 01, 2020
Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday
Friend 2: did you survive!?
Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?
Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday
Friend 2: did you survive!?
Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?
Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
by Johanusburg May 28, 2011
October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
*stomps on his short friend*
by thlying October 22, 2020
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!
by IRFNBR October 21, 2021
On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.
by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
by A fellow meme boi May 09, 2018