scrim job

1. an order where by the printing of a banner on scrim is carried out through a vigorous 8 step process beginning with the loading and ending with the grommeting.

2. using ones teeth while performing analingus. a scrapey rim job.

1. jordan: give me a 3 x 8 banner on a heavy matte vinyl
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.

2. jordan: same as last time sir, but this time please use your teeth.
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
Erika: hey boys, i wanna see less rim, more scrim!
Jessy: Erika... line 101.
Erika: dammit!!

by now way joel December 17, 2005

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snow job

as of the last week of April, 2006, "snow job" can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily White House press briefings. (The new WH Press Secretary is Tony Snow, formerly of FOX News.)

When the White House correspondents were told that the president was "concerned" about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual Snow Job.

Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"

TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."

Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."

by snookybeh May 9, 2006

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