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vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS
As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job
by meowpoop November 28, 2007
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snow job

as of the last week of April, 2006, "snow job" can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily White House press briefings. (The new WH Press Secretary is Tony Snow, formerly of FOX News.)
When the White House correspondents were told that the president was "concerned" about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual Snow Job.

Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"

TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."

Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."
by snookybeh May 9, 2006
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Rim jobs

I hate Metroid Prime I also like to give rim jobs.
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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Blue job

A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs are done by the woman)
Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household
by SiameseWhite August 13, 2009
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power job

When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes
Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!
by Chode Scrotum June 9, 2017
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Rim job

When you go to a tire place and ask for rims on your tirea
by Ric Spade November 12, 2020
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gollum job

Giving a blow job with frenzied enthusiasm. As if Gollum had taking over your body and the mans penis became the overly desired ring of power.
my boyfriend was really nice and took me to the theatre. When we got home I have him a gollum job as a reward.

That girl gave me a great gollum job.
by gollum666 February 8, 2012
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