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Earl Grey Duster 

When you are receiving a tea bag and fart.
That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.
Earl Grey Duster by Slapper Al December 31, 2024
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New Jersey Knuckle Duster 

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy

Kentucky Ball Duster

While engaging in heterosexual missionary intercourse with her male partner, the female waits until her man is balls deep on the downstroke before farting on his testicles.
I was balls deep in “insert female name here” when she gave me a Kentucky Ball Duster.
Kentucky Ball Duster by SublimeKY February 26, 2026

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

musty, crusty & dusty 

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trail 

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.