Man marking

When a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away.

Is Dave coming out tonight?

No, he's at Kelly's worksite, man marking her like a pro.

by Daniel.Crag August 1, 2014

shovel man

that guy from jojo's bizarre adventure who's everywhere

shovel man

nooooooo don't remind me! now all i can think about is shovel man!

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Cool ye funnel big man

A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)

Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...

by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020

Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025

Onion man

A man who smells so vile that the stench can only be described as “smelling of onions”

Friend 1: You know that one guy, name right?
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.

by I hate onions (raw+green) May 29, 2024

The Man

Me, I am the Man.

"NO GOSH DARNY DARN WAY IS THAT THE MAN!!!!!!!1!!111!1!!!!!"

by This is the man June 8, 2023

lil man m

a warlock from fresno his name is Marcus he also a hacker of men he just wants to know how feel like one 🤔 😏 😉 😄 😀

💯💯👌lil man m means stop acting like a bitch and Handel it

by The Guy u want 2 know March 20, 2022