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My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”
by bankssbitch November 21, 2018
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My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

that's cause jesus christ is my
my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my
by Uh oh... STINKY! May 22, 2019
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I'm a hippie smell my fart

a saying sometimes seen on license plates,printed on t shirts ect. That means that they are a hippie and if you don't like it you can go fuck your self.
Hey world I'm A hippie smell my fart.
by The Fury 13 September 22, 2010
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Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.
Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.
by The Cure September 22, 2008
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Live my life a quarter mile at a time

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"
"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."
by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017
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I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"
by big bald obama October 7, 2021
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Oh My Bemis (OMB)

A replacement for the word "Oh My God", used by avid Max Bemis (Say Anything) listeners.
Oh my Bemis (OMB) i hate them." Or " Oh My Bemis (OMB) did you see Max at his Portland show?! AMAZING if i may say.
by Trick daddy23 April 19, 2011
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