I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

load of shit forced down the throats of billions

Something completely overrated and became suprisingly very popular very fast.

Pokemon is a loud of shit forced down the throats of billions.

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008

get organized you piece of shit

a- when you have not had enough coffee yet and trying to wake up

b- when a t-storm is trying rotate but not quite getting there

c- when a cop has there coffee and donuts and are finnally able to catch outlaws

come on get organized you piece of shit

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.

Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

by nikkijinx May 5, 2010