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OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

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VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA
by Nutz666 November 8, 2019
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put my gooch on ya

affectionatley coined after tampa bay buccaneer's jeff gooch. Describes the act of owning or pwning your opponent or adversary also see teabag
"mark u dont wanna play me in basketball....im gonna put my gooch on ya"
by bgood15 January 9, 2008
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up your (my) ronson

phrase desribing when someone won't leave you the f**k alone.
"dude, my boss has been upmy ronson all day. she needs to simmer down!"
by sugarleaf March 10, 2003
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Quit lyin my boy beat!

This phrase is for all those fellas out there who holla at a chick and she be like naw ima virgin or i aint neva mess wit nobody herre. Man tell her quit lyin my boy beat!!!!!
"yo what up girl? what u doin tonight?"
"I'm a virgin, I ain't doin you!"
"Man, quit lyin my boy beat!!"
by Slutz October 5, 2005
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Keep your pig out of my shit

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine
Man keep your pig out of my shit!
by simatar May 26, 2011
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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned
by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005
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