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sahara rip-dick

when a girl is so dry that it tears the top of your foreskin
"the sensation of warm sandpaper on my bell end, i knew it was a sahara rip-dick!"
by goffy May 1, 2006
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effiel tower dick

a dick that is 25 inches
"Wow, Mark sure does have an effiel tower dick!!"
by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016
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Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.
by Alex MacGregor September 12, 2007
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big dick energy

listening to despacito 69 times in a row for 4+ hours
"Oh did you hear? Shae listened to despacito for 69 times in a row without stopping!"
"Wowza that radiates big dick energy!"
by phernie69 July 11, 2018
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A Serious Dick Diction

when you have been praying like a saint for a glass of orange milk and you lose all of your bank earnings in one week because of the fact your friend didn't pay you off for the eight ball of coke you needed for last nights patriots game but then you realize you don't go to school so you sign up for the insane asylum located near you to ruff yourself up.
Hey Jerry! Did you pull A Serious Dick Diction last Friday, i knew you did because your face had that weird plastered color to it that only true serious dick diction's use.
by Jup Jup May 8, 2010
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banana split dick

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.
Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
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porno-dick-peek

The occasional and involuntary watching of another man's dick often disliked, but a necessary evil in porn.
Fuck, man, that porno-dick-peek stayed on my mind even after 4 straight hours of hardcore girl-on-girl action.

Dude, as a porn-watching male, I tell you, it's a steep price to pay, but totally justifiable for the amount of pussy you get on porn.
by coco7wewe September 10, 2009
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