A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.
by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021
Get the Muffin Manmug. The last conversation or Encounter with the person didn't go too well ; you came off as inexperienced or naive to the person that's revering to you as young man... Its low key disrespectful without disrespecting the person..
by anonymous September 23, 2020
Get the YOUNg MAnmug. "Die monster. You don't belong in this world!*
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
by aMiserableLittlePileOfSecrets February 9, 2025
Get the manmug. Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Alex O'Connor: Mustache-manmug. by NalaWyu February 24, 2019
Get the small pee pee manmug. Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.
Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023
Get the Mustache Manmug. 