The school with 99% white people. The school has all fuckboys named either Josh or Alex. The sluts, I mean girls, I take that back I do mean sluts are all named either Lindsey or Jessica. It is full of a bunch of Republican pot heads with no culture living off of their parent’s money.
by Anonymousgirl502 May 8, 2020
Get the Mounds View High School mug.One of the most prestigous colleges in the US. It is also known for having one of the most expensive application fees: $600. This school is primarily known to accept about 2-3 students who are highly qualified in the art of Jewels. Once done with their schooling, they all become jewelers.
"Oh man! I just got accepted to the Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts!"
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"Jerks! I didn't get into The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts! Guess I'll just go to Hampshire!"
"Eff, I can't pay for the effin application fee to The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"
"I died at The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"
"Let's GO!....The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"
"Would you like to go to a pants party at The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts?"
by gens February 2, 2005
Get the The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts mug.The most gangster, cholo school in the whitest neighborhood. Consists of 2,000 Mexicans, 700 Blacks, 300 Asian, and 30 White Kids. Has a bad reputation for lock downs that last all afternoon just because a group of cholos came to the attendance office
by OJD Michelle January 23, 2009
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by barf_unicorn February 1, 2019
Get the henry h filer middle school mug.An international school in Malaysia. The best thing is that students pay their school fees to renovate their toilets but they rarely even use them.
by Freid chciken May 17, 2020
Get the Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur mug.Johnson City Senior High School (aka Johnson Shitty), is a school that pretends to be the skinny kid at fat Camp. This school has more drug users than honor students. The school with poor test performances, terrible standardized test scores, has completely given up on academics. Instead of improving the knowledge of the students, they have decided to focus on music and music only. In fact, this school revolves around music. In times of great academic need, the school consistently spends more taxpayer money on musical instruments than on text books. The teachers are confused and senile and the counselors are mean and heartless.
If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.
If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.
Person 1- "Dude, where you get all dat weed?"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"
Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"
Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"
by johnsonshittyy December 20, 2010
Get the Johnson City Senior High School mug.A place of horror of which there is no escape. Although commonly compared to the place known as "Hell", SLOHS is in fact much worse. The only good thing is that it's only for 4 years, instead of eternity.
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-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"
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-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"
by Tormented Soul January 7, 2005
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