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Turner Brown

The act of pulling your pants down in an elevator and giving someone a heart attack. Commonly used in trash talking scenarios against someones mom.
person 1: Dude! Go Turner Brown your mom!
person 2: *dumb expression* WTF?
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brown fog

The imaginary aura of odor around someone when they smell like ass.
God damnit, Randon is carrying the brown fog again! That must be 35 hobo power!
by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009
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Brown Wednesday

The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.
Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!

Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!
by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023
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Bouji Brown

A pound of bouji brown will turn that frown, upside down
by BoujiSquad January 24, 2012
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Brown Disk

Pizza that looks the same regardless of topping.

Also linked to flatulence and feelings of regret.
Person1: Whats that smell?
Person2: I'm sorry, I bought some brown disks last night while drunk.
Person1: What was on them?
Person2: I've no idea.
by routrax August 27, 2013
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Brown pickle

Another term used for poop. Can also be used to describe pooping.
by Snotpillowzombie December 8, 2016
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Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.
"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"
by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009
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