virgin eyes

The fresh way your eyes feel before you look at a computer screen or television set. After five minutes of looking at any glowing rectangle, though, the feeling disappears and is replaced with a slight headache.

Jon: What's wrong?
Mike: Just turned on my computer and lost my virgin eyes.

by RazVper May 1, 2014

virgin viper

Such a hardcore virgin that you strike out like a bowling alley

Damn Jj is such a virgin viper. He makes bad luck Brian look like a pimp

by 19bigpapa19 March 27, 2017

Harry Virgin

A person who has not read one Harry Potter book or seen one Harry Potter movie.

She didn't even know about Dumbledore; she's such a Harry Virgin! We should have a Harry marathon to de-virginize her!

by Kteacher July 14, 2011

Virgin Syndrome

When a virgin or person who has never been in a serious relationship is over clingy, over bearing, and clueless as to how partner relationships work.

I knew he had Virgin Syndrome when he tried to be a doctor when he found out I had anxiety, like, know your place, dude.

by Thatgf June 19, 2016

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

Extra Virgin

A virgin who has never even talked to a girl.

Man, did you know that Tim is an Extra Virgin

by HuntG12521 June 15, 2018

Virgin media

They go down all the fucking time and their crappy hub/modem combo will lose you a tenth of your bandwidth by being half a meter away

Virgin media is a crappy isp.

by SomebodyYouWillNeverKnowHehehe May 11, 2020