vans

a excellent skate shoe that will NEVER! get completely destroyed a shoe that hurts to walk on after 2-3 hours
(also all u fuckin posers need to stop wearing them that includes thrasher, vans, ripnid, and all skate brands)
if u dont skate dont ruin the skate culture bitch. and stop fucking maul grabbing!

if u dont skate don't skate don't wear vans

by yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeboi777 November 10, 2020

White Van

A source of free candy and often has nice men inside with tape and a bag, who most of the time offer candy to kids for free.

Me : Hey jimmy, look it's a white van.
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy

White van dude: hey kids want some candy

by TheDezzNutsAnator9000 November 13, 2020

Van

Van is the biggest piece of shit known to man, any person with this name would definitley cry if you didnt share your food and talk shit abt things just because he can. Even if they like the things they will talk bad about them. They are horny in a bad way, making hypersexual jokes and doing things like twerking on us. Also getting offended if we dont go along with their crude awkward shit. Will make fun of things and say hurtful things but the minute you point finegrs at them they apologize and get really defensive saying they dont mean it. Even if they do mean it.

Ex: van is a fucking piece of shit and they should kys

by Van hate clube (VHC) July 25, 2022

Niddy Van

Gay

That more gay than Niddy Van

by Eggalin November 21, 2021

daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x

let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x

by davesdaddy March 15, 2022

Van-toligist

People or persons with a obsession for leaving naughty things on the front doorsteps of their neighbours

Oh !
The naughty stuff was dropped on our doorstep by our neighbour the Van-toligist.

by Ernie Dix February 23, 2025

Nagis Van

Nasty, old, blue beat up van used specifically for picking up little kids. Other names it goes by, is 'Molester Van' or 'Kiddy Fiddler'. Averages approximately 15 mpg, and it has no A/C. The car smells like someone took a dump in it, maybe a little three year old probably shat in it, because that's what Nagis van is, shit.

Damn! Look at Nagis Van! What a piece of shit. Freaking Molester.

by Nagis Van September 13, 2014