by Daniel Aguilar August 15, 2018
Get the big bony tony mug.is dumb as fuck and likes to suck big cocks. Tony has a really little penis and if you give him you huge one he might break it cause he swallow every day.
Hey its tony.
Get away from him he might break your penis
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Get away from him he might break your penis
Ahhh,
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by ufhrnam<> April 29, 2022
Get the Tony mug.Swaggest bitch around. She gives out the best relationship advice and doesn't take any credit for it. A very underrated person and deserves more love than what she actually gets
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by Mdmagottemhoesgoincrazy November 23, 2021
Get the Toni mug.A silly Italian bastard with underlying dark triad traits that leads others into believing he is just an innocent idiot
"There goes Johnny farting in a guys face again. I heard he was Italian. They should change his name to Tony Macaroni or something funny like that."
by Johnny Vein December 31, 2021
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The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
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