blood and bones

extreme violence

I given up all the blood and bones

by Bait Bate June 7, 2017

boned in the back

Similar to being stabbed in the back, except some people like that sort of thing - they just wish they had some prior notice first.

"Man, you really got boned in the back when your girlfriend cheated on you with her best friend."
"Yeah, the least she could've done was videotaped it so I'd have something to watch tonight."

by DrewL October 11, 2007

bone smugglin'

1) Any sexual act (straight, gay or "other") where the penis is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.

2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.

1) Mmmm baby, time to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...

2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.

by Chuck Biscuts January 18, 2007

Skin Bone

the act of grinding on the dance floor, stimulating a raging boner which you then proceed to throw up into your wasteband.

Trevor had a skin bone

by SETHMU February 19, 2009

Phone bone

To be on the telephone with a girl, and try to sweet talk her as if she had you whipped, or on a short leash.

Male to female on the phone:"Baby i'd do anything for you."
Males around him:"Nigga,Stop phone boning, it sounds like your soft.

by cedric hoper August 6, 2004

t-bone

a nickname to give yourself or someone you like.

Hey man can i call you T-Bone?
most people call me ... but you can call me t-bone!

by Mastikator November 1, 2004

Bone Marrow

What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".

Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)

Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)

Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)

*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*

Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022