Luke

A fat bastard who loves a 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a Big Mac

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

pedophile luke

Luke middlestat who likes little boys and loves stacy

Hey checkout Stacy in those yoga pants hey Stacy pedophile luke wants to take a smoke break with you

by Yoyomayyogffzx December 1, 2013

Luke

A Luke is a good term for a dog.

Or a person who gets so swept up within their own ideology of how they want to appear to everyone else, that they loose touch with themselves and become everything they go against toward the onlooker. A Luke is dangerous - short time happiness but never forever because they will do more damage than they will ever realise.

Person: “have you seen Luke about much?”
Person2 : “nah, think he’s moved in with someone new”
Person: “ANOTHER ONE?”

by S_BLTR October 8, 2025

Luke

Someone who is the best at Minecraft and who is hot af, All Lukes are people who are good at anything, They all have bad computers but insane Minecraft skills

Luke is best Minecraft pvper

by Man_Epic October 6, 2021

Luke

Luke is the opposite to a fine wine he likes to be younger. Just like he loves young kids

Luke is best friends with Adam Johnson

by Snake king October 26, 2020

Luke Wheatley vibes

If there is a cooler in your class who’s always messing and getting in trouble they have like Wheatley vibes. This was named after the famous Luke Wheatley

Wow that guy has major Luke Wheatley vibes bro.

by Meme1234556 September 7, 2020

Luke keeble

This means you are a terrible driver. You can’t even take corners at 20mph without skidding and like to reverse into cars at work. You need your license taking off you to makes the roads a safer place

Jesus Christ you drive like a luke keeble you dangerous c*nt

by Tank man October 2, 2020