four hour plan

When you see someone's text but you want them to think you have no interest in responding, when really you just want to make them wait. So after four hours has passed you finally respond.

She wouldn't work my shift for me, so when she asked me to work for her- I put her on a four hour plan, then said no.

by santababygrinch December 12, 2013

Four-F

Female Friend (he) Formerly Fucked; What a man does when he tries to friend-zone a woman with whom he’s been romantically involved.

He’s trying to four-f her just like he’s done to every other woman he’s slept with, but she’s not having it.

by Mons Vesuvius July 16, 2023

twenty-four-hour clock

A time system based on the representation of time on a twenty four hour based system

Twenty-four-hour clock systems are 00:01 through 24:00

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

four wide

Absolution horror. The Swiss knife of Tetris. If you use this, you are a true vril and chad. The only way to counter this is to four wide faster than your opponent.

A: I'm using four wide
B: That's gay

by crustapple September 18, 2025

four fingers up

four fingers up means you are madly in love with me

“i’m holding four fingers up because i’m madly in love with you”

by plant_die May 8, 2022

Fatty Fatty Two by Four

A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more

Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?

by Wendy Wheelchair December 29, 2024

Four quarts in a gallon

Jane holmes

Jane is four quarts in a gallon

by Yessqueenjane April 23, 2024