oldskool poo

The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.

Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.

Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.

Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!

Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.

by tony the stench November 9, 2017

Weadle poo

Weadle poo is usually a caucasian male with a full head of dark poodle like hair he would have ugly gold teeth in the front of his mouth making him look ugly as fuck. He also has small beedy eyes and would have been formerly known as wesley. This is where the weasel part of weadle poo came from.

Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.

weadle poo is wesley hill

by jlang5786 December 1, 2011

poo spooked

Anxiety while defecating in public facility amongst strangers.

Right when I sat down this guy sat in the stall next to me. I had to leave, I was poo spooked.

by Mrara October 20, 2008

stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.

"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."

by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011

poo Fountain

You put a Anal bead into your ass and late it stay for a week letting poop build up and taking it out and letting out a fountain of poo

I poo Fountained last week it was hard but I did it.

by Eric Bleep'Bloop February 22, 2021

Doodly-poo

1. psuedonym for Benjamin Franklin. Discovered electricity. Plays with kites and keys. Strongly believed to be buddhitst or hindu.

2. To fornicate.

"Dude, I totally doodly-pood that chick last night"

by Doodlypood April 2, 2010

surface poo

A bush poo done on the surface instead of a hole.

I was busting so I did a surface poo before burying it.

That lazy pig did a surface poo.

by BigDog75 January 5, 2020