canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Canadian Round Robin

Just like normal round robin, but for fucking idiots. Eh.

"So they want to play a round robin match?"
"Yeah, but they're too retarded to know how to do it themselves so we have to officiate."
"Oh, CANADIAN round robin."

by buttcheeks5000 December 11, 2017

canadian foot bang

When a man pisses on their partner's foot, then proceeds to slam his testes up and down, creating large bang noises.

example:

- hey, whats that noise coming from their room?
- i heard they're trying out a Canadian Foot Bang

by Charles Eugene Moist-y-Doo August 2, 2015

Canadian butt chug

when one takes serval white claws gets a big ass funnel shoves it up there butt and pours in the white claw and maple syrup

that was a cool Canadian butt chug

by @JigglyTits December 16, 2020

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

canadian piledriver waterfall

When a woman is being fucked in the piledriver position. The the man ejaculates and pools his cum in the crevice of her ass and pussy.
The man then allows the cums to drip down onto the face and mouth of the woman that is below. This is a Canadian piledriver waterfall.

My girlfriend was in a piledriver position when I came. So I dripped my cum all over her face giving her a canadian piledriver waterfall.

by whtronin February 20, 2022

Canadian cum stash

A group of preferably 2 males and 2 females get together at 12:00 AM sharp and have speed sex to be the first one to cum. The first male to reach that point gets to give the other a fat and steamy load of jizz right across the other males upper lip.

Me and the ole lady beat Matt and his girl in the Canadian cum stash last night.

by Berrie Mcockener February 20, 2023