HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

The Plan B Test

When a girl asks a guy to buy her plan B even though she does not want it just to see if the guy would be willing to buy it.

He failed the Plan B test! It was such a turn off.

by Spicy123 April 21, 2021

Test Disease

Test disease is a contractible disease caused by getting these TESTICLES IN UR EYES LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

“Santa was washing her face but got test disease.. I wonder how that happened.”

by santasucksballs May 21, 2021

Test 9

You ain already know what it mean you ain’t test 9 you taken 12

You Not test 9. You taken 12. You is an op fr

by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 27, 2022

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.

I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.

by Ferrell Williams March 13, 2021

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by anonymous July 10, 2021