Sammy-Simp

The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.

We walked into the room to find The Chad giving Bret a Sammy-Simp.

by Bad Chad January 24, 2011

King of the Simps

The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.

All hail King Devin! King of the Simps and Simp City who will lead us to the holy land!

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

simp-aware

When the person you’re simping for is aware that you’re simping for them.they appreciate the fact you’re their simp .

Freind 1: “ john liked my comment where I said I was simping for him ”
Freind 2 : “well at least he’s simp-aware.”

by Beansbeansbeansbeans June 26, 2020

Valid Simp

(Not exclusive to Males) A person who gives a lot of attention to the right person not for superficial reasons like looks but for everything so basically loving them unconditionally and loving them for who they are not because of physical attractiveness.

That guy is Valid Simp thats a good thing

by Human07 July 15, 2021

Subway Simp

Someone who thinks subway is good and they are stupid

:Ur a subway simp
:stupid noises

by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020

Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020

gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp

Saif is a gay simp

by tak17 July 6, 2022