A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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Get the badussy queef mug.a madman, some say he doesn’t exsist but it is uknown some say queef brodie showed up in the battle of the niggas alongside tabotrix gaming however tabotrix gaming is now dead so he cannot confirm, a man named PromaxJD has been asked since he was there however he will not answer as he “cries of just the thought of his fellow soldier tabotrix” and is to sad to even think about the battle anymore the story is unclear however some say the actual name for the battle was the battle of lil ginge and not the battle of the niggas however we will never know…
you better watch i’ll get queef brodie on you! “ah shit i’m sorry man i’ll give you the netherite axe just don’t get queef brodie please nigga!”
by Tabotrix lover January 3, 2022
Get the queef brodie mug.An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
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by Veganteacherwig November 16, 2022
Get the Queef mug.“I was fucking this ugly ass dude with a big dick and then i queefed on his dick and i fell off the bed 😔”
by bigbootyjudy475 June 12, 2018
Get the Queef mug.Queef Louraine is when you fart into a female's vagina, to which she then fanny farts it into your mouth.
Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
by ManBabby June 17, 2018
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