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Queef Huffer

To describe a non-intelligent white person with the last name Seaver , A Queef Huffer
by Herbert Hancock August 9, 2022
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Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.
“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese
by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020
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badussy queef

john just let a badussy queef rip
by dat boy pussy crusher September 19, 2023
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queef-out

When somebody leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered. Also used to describe someone who leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered.
Oh my god, I almost had a Killing Frenzy but that noob queefed-out.

Johnny, you are such a queef-out in CoD!
by Drumma7 April 19, 2009
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queef sickle

an annoying or dumb person who doesn't know shit about sex or the rest of the world. Not street smart.
John is such a fucking queef sickle!
by eiznekesile13 April 4, 2011
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Kush queef

When you blow marijuana smoke into a beanies chav hole and she queefs on your face.
Rah that jawn was leng she even kush queefed man
by Abou diaby the truth November 5, 2021
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