Punch Monkey

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.

Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.

by ollie twisted May 8, 2010

Gay Punch

When a friend punches one of his close friends for making fun of him for differant reasons, usually involving his girlfriend.

Friend: Your girlfriend is a bitch, didn't she cheat on you?
Gay Puncher: Dude fuck you.
Friend: Don't worry, I'd forgive you if you did that.
*Douchebag hits Friend*
Friend: Dude, you didn't have to gay punch me.

by Chad G May 16, 2007

puter punch

to strike ones pussy with closed fist

shut up or your getting a puter punch

by mikenickey February 3, 2010

Clunge punch

to fist a female :)

1: yo bluv, how far did you get with that girl?
2: I took her home to clunge punch that hoe!!!

by Clungepunch lover! July 3, 2009

sour punches

Some damn good candy

Nigga what you eatin?
Sour punches dawg this shit is tight

by cc10154 September 8, 2009

finger punch

A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.

Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.

by Dermacus December 11, 2010

Punch in the mouth

A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen

Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen

Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!

by Steven Sargent September 26, 2006