Punch Monkey

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.
Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.
by ollie twisted May 08, 2010
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Gay Punch

When a friend punches one of his close friends for making fun of him for differant reasons, usually involving his girlfriend.
Friend: Your girlfriend is a bitch, didn't she cheat on you?
Gay Puncher: Dude fuck you.
Friend: Don't worry, I'd forgive you if you did that.
*Douchebag hits Friend*
Friend: Dude, you didn't have to gay punch me.
by Chad G May 04, 2007
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Gazelle Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch. When you are having sex doggy-style, as you climax, you give your partner a short jumping uppercut to the jaw as Inner Light by Shocking Lemon plays in the background.
Ippo was having sex with Kumi-chan and, as he was about to climax, his boxing instincts kicked in, and he gazelle punched her as Takamura watched from the bushes.
by 1.1 Punch Man November 05, 2015
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Clunge punch

to fist a female :)
1: yo bluv, how far did you get with that girl?
2: I took her home to clunge punch that hoe!!!
by Clungepunch lover! July 03, 2009
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sour punches

Nigga what you eatin?
Sour punches dawg this shit is tight
by cc10154 September 08, 2009
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puter punch

to strike ones pussy with closed fist
shut up or your getting a puter punch
by mikenickey February 03, 2010
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finger punch

A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.
Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.
by Dermacus November 24, 2010
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