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crisis opportunist

A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Goober oppossum

Someone who Is goofy and has little common sense.
Stop being such a goober oppossum.
by Cherrytales March 5, 2019
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splash opps

the act of changing down opps on a daily, so much so that you are an elite roadman chinger
jake: yo baz wanna splash opps

baz: yh sure cuz

the gif below shows an actual representation of one splashing a opp
by roadmanchinger69 August 2, 2019
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daniel oppermann

Ching Ching. Ling long. Makin ding dong. Zing zong. Beware of any Daniel oppermann’s you meet they will completely consume you’re household pets but sometimes they will either spend large sums of money mostly on themselves or rarely others. They are the biggest fortnite sweats
What happened to your dog khan. Oh a Daniel Oppermann was invited to my house
by Ftp khawal August 3, 2019
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National Opposite Day!

You have to go out opposite side of you!
Girl:hey bro boy:why you callin me a bro? Girl:it’s January 15 National opposite day!
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poo’opper

damn look at that jaunt over there she gotta poo’opper on her
by Exoculare January 27, 2020
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alphabetical opportunities

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
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