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Rustic Chop

When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.
He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”
by Samples2138 November 15, 2023
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Chop

by King Sol April 6, 2022
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Chop

Big dick guy with big dick energy. The only willy you'll ever need to clone is chops willy. He is the scent of death with a body like sex. He will steal your hoes with a smile.
Chop-er-doodle doo will name your dog puppy puppy boo roo roo.
by Mostasteless666 May 24, 2022
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Chopped

Bro you’re chopped like Adam
by Adam’s Dad June 3, 2025
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Chop

Slang for Vape in schools around Colorado Springs
"Hey Dawson, let me hit your chop."
by Akira2103 November 9, 2021
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Wood Chop

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."
by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012
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Chopped Shyt

The opposite of fine shyt.

The bitch who bout ugly as hell and repulses you but who is into you and 24/7 on your dick.
Jamal #1: Ayo Jaquavion Jamal III. I gotta tell you that Gerbquisha doesn't leave me alone man that bitch ugly and annoying as fuck!
Jamal #2: My man Justinian Jamalius II. in response I feel the need to enlighten you that the term that best describes her is "chopped shyt". If you want a word of advice, I'd say if chopped shyt is ugly due to being fat, don't reject her but rather keep her around, bully her into losing weight and then you'll have turned her into fine shyt, and then you can hit.

Jamal #1: My nigga Jaquavion Jamal III. you are a genius and therefore I will do as you advised or my name is not Justinian Jamalius II.
by Dr. Corleone December 2, 2024
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