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math

The living hell you'll ever face and witness. You will suffer daily amounts of torture, knowing you'll fail the task at hand. Once you do you'll pity and rage but realize you're pretty unintelligent so you just rip your test apart.
"Dude we have math test."
"WHAT?!"
"Why are you surprised? You'll fail anyways."
"No, I'm just surprised that we have it today and I actually studied for it."
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to my friend."
by son I'm gae December 8, 2017
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Math

Math Stands For mental abuse towards humans
Math is awful for the human brain
by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
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Math teacher

A creature that teaches math
X:who is teaching you horror clas- i mean math?
Z:the math teacher
by Legend123456789101112131415161 January 18, 2022
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Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.
Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024
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noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot
by jijun't April 30, 2020
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