Math

Math = Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans

Person1: What is math?
Person2: Math stands for Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans!

by T. Cassius October 9, 2018

Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024

Math Discoverer's Cocktail

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.

Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.

Modafinil 200mg.

Armodafinil 150mg.

Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.

Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Strattera.

2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.

Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.

Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.

Phenylpiracetam 100mg.

Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025

Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Man, Math was such a bore.../.......

by The_Mustang April 20, 2018

Math

Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.

Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*

by Filidili November 30, 2018

Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.

Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"

by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023