A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.
"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."
by DJDuane May 06, 2009
Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 08, 2011
A wack ass crew that had wack ass boards with flashlights on them, upgraded to some generic longboards thinking they're superior to other real longborders. This crew really gives longboarders a bad name. You can find this crew "cruising" the RIVER CONTROL of Long Beach. How pathetic is that? If your gonna cruise, cruise on a street or beach. Not the damn river. I will be long dead by the time I hear these people bombing hills. This crew is the exact defintion of HYPEBEASTS.
Mike: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
Tom: Uhm... Nothing why?
Mike: I saw you longboarding on the river control?
Tom: Oh yeah.. I was with my friends Long Beach Cruisin, how about you
Mike: Sounds boring, I was bombing some hills.
Tom: Oh that sounds fun. Something I would really like to try, but my friends are to scared.
Tom: Uhm... Nothing why?
Mike: I saw you longboarding on the river control?
Tom: Oh yeah.. I was with my friends Long Beach Cruisin, how about you
Mike: Sounds boring, I was bombing some hills.
Tom: Oh that sounds fun. Something I would really like to try, but my friends are to scared.
by Real Longboarders May 18, 2009
by holymolyjen February 14, 2016
Not all white jews like everybody might think. we have it all rich neighborhoods poor neighbor hoods and middle class. if u like beaches you will like LI. It does get boring because it is only so big.
I went to school wit thugs nerds jews catholics spanish and asians u can get it all on Long Island,NY
by LIDefender April 20, 2009
When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.
I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.
by Warren Piece March 04, 2007
When a chick has black hair protruding from her asshole to resemble that of a daddy long leg. The "body" is said to be in the rectum with only its legs being visible.
by tedC February 11, 2011