split lip

Aka--female, woman.

When I was working in the prison system in pa...a black male trustee..hit the intercom system..and ask me " if da split lips is done in the gym"...i said , " what the fuck.is a split lip"?!...inmate stated " CO you know da females! Are they finished in the gym yet"...I laughed my ass off for the next 20 mins..

by fatboy75 December 31, 2011

Shitler's Lip

Where a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip.

Matt was in a strip club and that fat bitch left him with a shitler's lip and it cost him a dollar.

by Dave Matt Jay Emily Christa April 13, 2013

Lip Lube

It's CHAPSTICK!
chapstick carmex burt's bees

"Yo, DeMario, can I have some lip lube?"
"Sure dude. But all I have is carmex."

by Raddest Person Alive March 13, 2009

Poo Lip

A female's upper lip that resembles a smear of fecal matter caused by excessive waxing and exposure to the sun.

Lauren Conrad's upper lip on Season 4 of the Hills is a perfect example of Poo Lip.

by Michelle Beaudry November 1, 2008

Lip Gloss

When a male titty fucks a female, then proceeds to put cum on her lip with his penis.

"Ashawn put some lip gloss on jesse"

by Dj Welfare November 7, 2006

Horse Lip

Where a person has a disfigured lip that makes their lip 4 times bigger than normal.

" Dude Horse Lip is coming our way, stare at that floor!"

" Oh man did you see Horse Lip today in hockey, she actually thoguht she could play, she'd be better in net stopping pucks with her lip!"

by Acid Breaker 67 January 26, 2009

Dirty Lip

Someone who has a hairy lip (a crappy moustache.)

"Look at that tramp, look at his dirty lip. I bet hes from the Falls!"

by Chuck Bullet April 13, 2004