knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025

toe knuckles

for people with phalange like toes to explane the toe joint that connects to the foot

my brother kicked the wall and broke his toe knuckles.

by saitama1pm:dictionary :) October 30, 2022

Knuckle Pussy

Fat pussy. If clean, top-notch. Also known as moose knuckle.

That's a knuckle pussy.

by MonicaMayo123 December 31, 2020

Moose Knuckle

The masculine form of Camel Toe.

Think 'bone in camel toe'

Never wear your sisters track pants unless you really want to put your moose knuckle out there....

by AussieObserver November 1, 2018

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush

She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.

by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023

The blue knuckles

TheBlueKnuckles most known for being the bestfriend of SheLuvsManny the avatar creator and also a wild predator not safe for schools also well known for being Sams bitch

The Blue knuckles the well known predator if you see if please report to authoritys

by Nutsack444 April 21, 2022

Road knuckle

The act of fingering a woman whilst travelling, either by land, sea or air.

Ryan was handing out a serious serving of road knuckle to his cousin on the family road trip to Disney land.

by Constant Hat December 6, 2023