It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.
Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
by Lonely Horny Water Bottle March 02, 2016
The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.
Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.
by bob mcgee jr July 14, 2011
Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell
Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.
Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half
Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.
Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half
by Ryan Erickson's friend jizz April 27, 2009
A philly jizz steak originated in a dirty ass public school cafeteria when one of the cafeteria dudes in the back replaced the common ingredient of liquid cheese with jizz on the philly cheese steaks to make a philly jizz steaks
Yo lemme get a philly jizz steak with extra jizz
I understand the sandwich is 2.99, but is jizz extra?
I understand the sandwich is 2.99, but is jizz extra?
by Billy LangHenry March 06, 2009
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