January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason

Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics

by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022

January 22

Tell ur crush you like them day. <3

Lila: I’m gonna tell my crush I like him.
Jayda: why?
Lila: cause it’s January 22nd

by Bitchimgay.😯 September 15, 2021

21st of January

21st of January is national fuck my boy bestie day

It’s the 21st of January so we need to fuck my boy bestie

by Suckmedickkkkk92822 November 10, 2020

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

January 17

a capricorn. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋🥴

c - when yo birthday ?
o - January 17
c - ayee bad bitchs birthday tho🥵

by ♡Sweet potato♡ December 9, 2019

January 19

if your were born in January 19 you are the SMARTEST person walking the planet rn everyone else is dipshit

Omg look its that girl that was born on January 19! She's going to be our valedictorian this year!

by iiqquayy December 2, 2021

January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!

Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah

by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021