Jake Haentzler

A football player that rocks the football pants.
Nice, juicy booooooty.
Extra cute..
Green eyes.
Shaved dark brown hair.
friends with a lot of people.
Nice body!
Perrrty teeth!
wears valentine boxers.
friends with some obsessive people.. CCW
loves rapping and when people rap to him!
smiles a lottttttt! :)
cute nose..
and just an all around cute, outgoing, fun person!
get to know him <3

Oh dang i just love Jake Haentzler!

Jake Haentzler is amazing!

Why can't i be more like Jake Haentzler?

by yourloversssssss June 16, 2011

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jakes mother

has a big mother the size of a whale

jakes mother is huge like a whale

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Jake Paul

The Shitty Viner and the equally Shitty Disney star, who came over to YouTube and brought an army of the most retarded kids who watched him on Disney, to continue to be motivated only by money and his own inflated ego

Jake pauler: I find Jake Paul to be the most inspirational, awesome and savage person in the whole wide world!

Me: there were three things wrong with what you just said. Sounds like you have Brain cancer, I give you five seconds to live. Hey, is that jake Paul right behind you?

Jake pauler: OMG WHERE!?

Gun: *Bang!*

by Rackaracka July 15, 2018

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jake cage

sexy mathew morrison cosplayer

“OMG it’s mathew motrison!!”
“no... that’s just jake cage.”

by mattyb<3 May 15, 2021

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Jake Link

Stand up comic from new jersey who is knowen for his self depratcated humor has been apart of the opie and anthonys car crash comedy also has appered on sevral internet radio shows and has been a host on marconis regret and cluster f radio. but was knowen for his charecters with the friday nite specials cast

guy1: whos on the show to night?

guy2: Jake Link!

guy1:really? aiming low are we

by comedy25 July 22, 2009

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